I’m a sex addict. No two ways around it.
But that’s not to say I don’t also face my own struggles, and it’s nothing to be ashamed about.
I’ve lived a helluva life man – done more in these 27 years than most will do in a lifetime – so it’s only right I pass on some tricks of the trade to help you guys.
Everyone wants better sex. That longer lasting, more fulfilling shit.
But few actually take steps towards that.
They watch a bit of porn, turn up all willy-nilly and try out some rockstar shit from the jump.
That ain’t it. The key is in the preparation.
The work should be done during the week.
I have a pretty simple three step approach that will take all the anxiety out of the bedroom and ensure you are ready to go and go well, when the mood strikes.
1. Clear the Chamber
I see a lot of rookie numbers getting about these days. You need to go in clear, smh.
Wank two, three times prior to even getting there.
Your window for that last one… I’d say around two hours before your expecting to get into your work.
The key to good sex is to have a clear mind. You don’t want to go into that shit all tight and blurry.
There’s a theme here aye… cleeeaaarr the mind!
This can be as simple as a few deep breaths in the car before you head in.
Maybe a bit of a pre match hype speech in the mirror.
Maybe sit down and watch a bit of Harry Potter. I’m on my Hogwarts shit weekly.
Really lower that heart rate.
3. Get the Body Replenished
Alright so we’ve cleared the chamber, the mind and soul is ready to go. It’s time to get that body right.
No point in doing all the above then coming in lazy as, heavy breathing, selfish. Ahh fuck, that shits yuck.
You want that energy peeking at the right time, but it’s gotta be natural.
That sparkling wild berry shit. The type of juice that ensures you’re ready to put on a proper clinic.
Follow the above three steps, in order, and watch your sex life go from 0-100.
Maybe it gives you that confidence to finally introduce some of that freaky shit you were fantasising about in the car but are always too nervous to bust out?
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