Confessions Sessions with Dr V: The Apology Tour - It's Not Over 'Til It's Over.... Here's How To Get Her Back - YKTR The Mag

Confessions Sessions with Dr V: The Apology Tour – It’s Not Over ‘Til It’s Over…. Here’s How To Get Her Back

Nobody gave me a chance man. And look at me now.

We all have a fuck up or two in us lads.

Sometimes it’s bad enough that she kicks you out on your ass and says she never wants to see you again….but she’s playing games man.

Come on…

If like me you love this girl and feel deep down she still loves you, you can always get her back.

But it’s not going to be easy, and the apology tour/step by step program must be followed to an absolute T.

Step 1 – Marinate

I truthfully suck at this. But let that shit marinate for a while.

You don’t just run back straight away, blow up her phone with “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I love you blah blah”.

Give that shit time to breathe. A few days at least. Go out even.

Now don’t be posting on your stories trying to be a mad cunt. Be respectful.

But show her that either way this thing plays out, you’re going to be sweet.

Only then will she crack open that door ever so slightly – and that’s all we need…

Step 2 – Fish Bowl

Now this could look a little different depending on your circumstances/how bad you fuck up was, but the way back to a woman’s heart is always through her stomach.

Something nutritious and delicious – fish bowl is an easy go-to if you’re around Sydney.

Just slip it in, in the middle of an argument.

She’s messaging you yelling, screaming, bagging ya – you’re doing the same – just out of the blue Uber Eats a bit of fish bowl to her mid-fight.

Shock factor. But also delicious.

Trust me.

Step 3 – Karma Karma

By this point she’s prepared to let you “come over and talk like adults” which is another way of saying I forgive you. Basically.

But you have to come correct.

It involves you listening intently, being respectful, owning your mistake, and not getting emotional.

To do this you have to be able to alleviate any mental and physical stress on the body and check that shit at the door.

So grab yourself a bottle of Karma Karma from Dr V and smack it about an hour before you drive over.

You need to be sharp between the ears for the final step.

Step 4 – Fuck it up

Proper. Like properly fuck it up.

I’m talking giving her that good-good as soon as the emotions subside and you two begin the make-up embrace.

This is your time to show her what she can’t be without, and what you know you can’t be without either.

So fuel yourself with some Dr V – enter promo code: GROUSE at checkout for a giggle, and begin the long road back to getting baby girl on your team again.

Because hey, she’s worth it man.

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The man behind the Jordan's Room podcast and regularly features on YKTR Footy Companions. As scat as they come, and responsible for all the dog emojis currently landing in girl's DMs.

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